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Rocky Horror Picture Show

On tv. Channel 11 for Aussies.

Rocky doesn’t even legs. That’s a shame.

*2

Blues flu

I have a super duper sore, swollen throat. I’m now sneezing and sniffly.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

*2

Selfies, Butts and Pizza

Anonymous asked: There was no anon!!! You just wanted a chance to show everyone, how emotive, beautiful and precious you are. Come on now, admit it. You just wanna share your sexy self. ;)

Oh sweet, sweet anon. If I wanted to “show my sexy self” I wouldn’t feel the need to make up an anon :)

I do like your complimenting style though. Kinda creepy but somehow not. Well done!

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via zombearsquatter)

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Anon, stop. I’m not pulling weird faces to make cheekbones. I have cheekbones. They’re part of my anatomy. Same goes for eyes.

I know everyone is probs sick of my face but here you go anyway.

Sucking in my cheeks. Normal smile. Pulling a face.

THIS IS HOW MY FACE LOOKS! I’m sorry it’s not making sense in your brain but I can’t help that.

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Back at work. So. Many. Emails.

Back at work. So. Many. Emails.

ferrari-official:

The F12berlinetta’s 200-bar, direct-injection 6262 cc 65° V12 delivers absolutely unprecedented performance for a naturally aspirated 12-cylinder engine in terms of both power and revs. It has a maximum power output of 740 CV at 8250 rpm, while its specific power output is 118 CV/l, a record for this kind of engine. Responsiveness and strong pick-up are assured by maximum torque of 690 Nm, 80 per cent of which is already on tap at 2500 rpm. 

ferrari-official:

The F12berlinetta’s 200-bar, direct-injection 6262 cc 65° V12 delivers absolutely unprecedented performance for a naturally aspirated 12-cylinder engine in terms of both power and revs. It has a maximum power output of 740 CV at 8250 rpm, while its specific power output is 118 CV/l, a record for this kind of engine. Responsiveness and strong pick-up are assured by maximum torque of 690 Nm, 80 per cent of which is already on tap at 2500 rpm. 

(Source: v1p-society, via topgearmag)

*22

Just did a quick clean up of who I’m following

I really like when I can unfollow people, guilt free because they unfollowed first.

On a related note, I wouldn’t mind following a few more people. I’ll try to get onto that, tomorrow

*14

I’ve done lots of thinking today

This is the problem of having a day to myself.

At the risk of receiving a metric fuck tonne of anon hate and losing followers, imma lay down some of my thoughts;

- I have a huge issue with how to determine my worth. I feel less worthy if I’m not caring for or doing what others want. My wants and needs are second. I like it that way but it’s also quite hard. It’s exhausting.
- Not making weight for comp terrifies me. My brain sees it as a failure. It doesn’t see that I could weigh 64kg. It sees 63 or 72. 72kg, on me, scares the ever loving shit out of me.
- Then logic brain kicks in and asks just how I plan to lose the weight. I’m not carrying a tonne of excess, right now. I could certainly stand to lose a bit but really, not as much as I’d like.
- I also really love food. I love it. It’s amazing.
- I need to figure this out and I’m sure some of it is because I am mega sleepy.
- I slept incredibly well this past week. It’s been so nice to not wake up every half hour.
- bullet points are not meant to have a full stop at the end of each but I’m a goddamn rebel.

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Lunch!

Two chicken breasts, snow peas, Mersey valley cheese, garlic.

Delicious and filling and so good!

Lunch!

Two chicken breasts, snow peas, Mersey valley cheese, garlic.

Delicious and filling and so good!

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Hi anon!

First of all, the whole point of a selfie is that I get to look however I want to.

Second of all, it’s my face, it’s quite expressive, as seen above. I can’t “change the contours”. I can present in a way that I like. I have very rarely been a fan of my face. If I want it to look a certain way in some photos, that’s exactly what I’ll do.

Thanks for your backhanded compliment though. I just don’t appreciate being told how I’m meant to look. My face, my rules.

Have an amazing day

Edit: if I’ve misunderstood, and I’m taking this the wrong way, let me know.

*11
Can I just sleep for the rest of the year?

Can I just sleep for the rest of the year?

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